If there were a guarantee that the Dow would be at 13,000 on Monday, Nov. 24, if Ohio State loses to Michigan on Nov. 22, would you make that deal?Please, someone, send in the Delta Force to evacuate my family and me to a less insane place to live. We'll only take what we can carry. We promise.
And no, Ohio isn't insane because people responded to the question in that way. It's insane because the question was asked in the first place.