Peavy? Yeah, whatever, that's totally interesting.
No, I'm talking about the news that the Padres have asked Greg Maddux to become a player-coach (second item). That would be incredibly cool, even if the article itself says that Maddux is more likely to retire.
Of course, I'm so in the tank for Maddux, that I'd think it would be cool if he were hired to scan tickets at gate G.