Monday, July 7, 2008

Ignoring Occam's Razor

A-Rod's former trainer believes that Madonna brainwashed Rodriguez with kabbalah beginning in November 2007 and it was that which drove a wedge between him and his family:

"She believes it's what ruined her marriage," Romero added.

A-Rod's first encounters with the Material Mom came through their common friend, Miami nightclub owner Ingrid Casares, Romero said.

Once Madonna and A-Rod started working out together in New York in November 2007, he was under the complete spell of kabbalah's most famous practitioner, the slugger's confidant said.

Yeah, kabbalah. I'm sure the widely-publicized affair with the Playboy Bunny/stripper five months earlier had nothin' to do with it.

2 comments:

David said...

I could not possibly care less who ARod and/or his wife is banging and have no idea why it's getting play in the national media, but damn if it isn't pretty funny that he's hitting Madonna and his wife is bedding Lenny Kravitz.

Seriously, what was the line in Vegas on that happening?

christopher said...

I think you overlooked the most exciting thing about this impending drama. A-rod's lawyer is named Ira M. Elegant. That's a way better name than Rusty Hardin. I can't wait for more Elegant quotes.

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