Jason at IIATM is cooler than you. Why? Because he hangs out with a better class of people than you. So do his kids (second pic).
Those pics take me back to a custom auto show my dad took my brother and I to back in the late 70s. Catherine Bach -- Daisy Duke to the ignorant among you -- was signing autographs. The old man took a picture of my brother and I with her. We were a bit young to be too excited about it, but we flashed our polite smiles, hoping it would be over soon so we could go ogle what we really wanted to see: The General Lee.
Then dad had his picture taken with Daisy. The joy on his face -- much like the joy on Jason's in that first pic -- was beyond obvious.
I don't know this for sure, but I'm guessing Jason has taken a vow never to wash his right shoulder again.