Cardboard Demigogs

Topps goes political:

Along with stars like Alex Rodriguez and Ryan Howard, the new Topps set includes a dozen cards featuring presidential candidates (six Democrats and six Republicans). Sadly, fans of Chris Dodd, Duncan Hunter, Mike Gravel, and Tom Tancredo will not find their candidate among the set. On average, one candidate card will be found in every ninth pack, which each cost about $3 and contain a dozen baseball cards.

I hear that if you look closely, you'll notice that the handle of Dennis Kucinich's microphone says "fuck face."

UPDATE: And just because Rudy dropped out of the race doesn't mean he doesn't get to join in on the fun.

(hat tip to Repoz)