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Dusty Baker is going to be the fill-in coach for his son's 10-and-under travelling team:

This weekend, Baker will be the fill-in coach for 9-year-old son Darren's 10-and-under traveling tournament team, Hard 90 Pastime out of Roseville, Calif., near the Bakers' Northern California home.

The 59-year-old Baker spent his first season as skipper of the Cincinnati Reds this year working with a roster of youngsters, but this of course will be much different. He finally gets to coach his son — and in the Bay Area, no less. The tournament will be in nearby Sunnyvale.

My prediction: Three Tommy John surgeries, two torn labrums, and a monstrous scandal involving an emergency roster change, Corey Patterson, and a fake ID.

(via Deadspin)