A scout for the Boston Red Sox accused of committing a lewd act in a hotel
room that overlooked the pool where at least two teenage girls saw him was
arrested Monday, police said Tuesday. Jesse Levis, 39, faces two felony
counts of committing lewd and lascivious acts in the presence of children less
than 16.
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
That's Gonna Go on his Permanent Record
There's a "deep load" joke in here somewhere, but I just can't tease it out:
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What kind of world do we live in where beating off in my hotel room while watching teenage girls in a pool below gets me sent to jail? It used to get me a spot in a Chris Farley movie.
haha... first thing I thought of too!
"How could you be reading documents when they’re in your briefcase? That’s a mystery. Were you watching “Spank-tro-Vision”?
Ok then, let’s hit it!
Maybe you were watching a movie with that funny comedian, oh, what’s his name?
Buddy Wackett?
All right then, let’s get some shut eye!
Hey, that’s a pretty girl down there.
Good for her!
Geez, i wonder if she goes out with one of the “Yankees”?
Couldn’t tell ya.
Big day tomorrow. I hope we can keep this momentum going.
Yup, that’d be good.
Richard? Who’s your favorite little rascal? Alfalfa or is it Spanky?….Sinner!"
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