Lefthanders Are Forever

Jamie Moyer has filed for free agency. It's times like these I wish that Scott Boras was his agent, because I'd love to hear his argument for the five year contract he'd demand. I'm guessing Moyer's Boras Book would say stuff like "Moyer is one of baseball's best lefthanded pitchers who remembers the Johnson Administration." Actually, that's true, so it would never make a Boras pitch. Maybe something like "if you need a strapping young stallion of a pitcher with a left arm forged by fire and a future as bright as a thousand suns, you couldn't do any better than Jamie Moyer."