Reliever Keiichi Yabu was hit across the eyes by an elastic band, right fielder Randy Winn bruised his right ankle when he hit himself with a bat . . .On the bright side, it can no longer be said that they Giants aren't hitting anything.
OK, I have officially hit Giants-bashing overload, and for that I apologize. It's just that the fruit . . . it hangs so low!
Anyway, following up on my jersey thing from a few minutes ago, I think the real solution, seeing as though the Tigers will eventually turn it around, is to get a Giants jersey as penance for picking on them so much. After all, I've always liked the classic look of their home duds, and even if their team does suck, I do love the city of San Francisco, so there's something there worth honoring.
Please write any suggestions for which faceless Giants player's jersey I should get in the comments with some reasoning as to why they are worthy of the honor.