Marlins 5, Mets 4 (10 innings): When your putative number 2 starter leaves after 50 pitches because "he felt something pop," the score may as well have been 56-0.
Yankees 3, Blue Jays 2: Melky Cabrera is the last person to hit the first home run of the season in Old Yankee Stadium. Kevin Snodgrass of Nyack, NY is the last person to take the first dump of the season in the third base concourse men's room in Old Yankee Stadium. Lucy Franklin of Hoboken is the last woman to . . .
Red Sox 2, Oakland 1: Dice-K: 6.2 IP, 9K, 2H 1 ER. Obviously the guy just needed to get back to some U.S. home cookin'.
Rangers 5, Mariners 4: Josh Hamilton smacks a 2-run homer off of Putz in the ninth to win it. Meanwhile, the Reds are going with a centerfielder with a .297 career OBP. And he's leading off.
Dodgers 3, Giants 2: Matt Cain: 5.2 IP, 0 ER, 0 runs in support, no decision. He's going to have a lot of that this season. In other news, Juan Pierre gets the start in left, goes 0-2, and is lifted for a pinch hitter as Andre Either goes 3-5.