Thursday, August 21, 2008

A Maize of Intrigue

This is not baseball, but a huge portion of my readers are on the coasts, and sometimes people ask me what it's like living in Ohio. I usually lie and say that life is free and easy in the Midwest, but I can't keep up this charade any longer. Things are rough here, baby.

And no, I'm not cherry-picking stories for a cheap joke. That place is only a couple of miles from my house, and I had really looked forward to going this fall.

Somebody, please kill me and put me out of my misery.


Michael said...

You live near the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, that's reason enough.

Chadillac said...

I thought this was going to be a Field of Dreams inspired story. Why Jack Hannah and a koala? That's a little odd.