Thursday, June 12, 2008

Ozzie's Lineup Card

I missed this hilarious Ozzie Guillen bit last week, but an alert reader forwarded it to me. I can't block quote the thing because the language in it constitutes the most concentrated example of creative profanity I have ever had the joy to read. If, however, you're able to read stuff with a couple dozen f-bombs (and worse) where you are now, by all means, click through.

(link from reader Scott M)

4 comments:

Drew said...

Genius. The best part is that I didn't realize it was The Onion until after I'd read it. And I wasn't all that shocked when I thought it was true.

Anonymous said...

same, I thought it was real, and could see ozzy actually do it

Luke said...

We're all on the same page...after the Konerko line, I went "this can't be real" and looked up to theonion.com in the URL.

Now, that's great comedy when they pull something off that we honestly thought had legitimately happened....

Jason said...

I found myself wanting to hear Ozzie's name for all his players:

Mark "Ball Gargler" Buehrle, Pablo Strike the fuck out every fucking time Ozuna...

I want more!