Not my words, Sammy's:
The only thing that makes me cringe more than "living la vida Sosa" is the prospect of someone giving Sammy "living la vida .253/.308/.467" Sosa a roster spot next season.
If things don't work out in Texas, Sosa plans to play somewhere. He is confident other teams would call him . . . And if not, Sosa could go back to what he was doing during his year away from baseball. "When I wasn't playing, I was having a good time too," Sosa said. "I was living la vida Sosa."