Ok, that's a lie, but ShysterBrother does work at a fast food restaurant in the greater San Diego area and just called to tell me that Trevor Hoffman and his wife came through the drive-thru last night after the game. According to ShysterBrother, Hoffman was really nice and didn't even complain when coworkers asked him to sign their paper hats. For the record: The Hoff got two orders of fries, two double cheeseburgers, no tomato, add pickle, add onions, a shake and an iced tea.
Hey, yesterday's game was a blowout. He's entitled to celebrate in style, right?