I don't care if A-Rod cheated on his wife (see below post about the personal lives and personalities of pro athletes). I do care, however, that a handsome ballplayer with a $250M contract can't do better than Joslyn Morse (link very NSFW), who appears to have been sculpted out of play-doh by either an anime artist or a fourteen year-old boy.The proportions . . .they're . . .off.
