Points?

Mrs. Shyster is not a baseball fan, and often makes fun of me for my obsession. One of the ways in which she does this is to intentionally misuse baseball terminology to annoy me, calling uniforms "costumes," calling runs "points," and things like that. Based on this morning's story about the Twins' offensive explosion last night, she's apparently gotten a new job as a headline writer for the Associated Press:

Link is here, although it will probably get changed soon.