Friday, July 20, 2007


The handsome gentleman to the right is Son of Shyster. He turned two yesterday, and as a two year-old, it is both socially and fashionably acceptable for him to be wearing silly things like camouflage pants and electric blue Crocs. Crocs, however, look patently ridiculous on grown women and men. That's why God created Birkenstocks.

The fine people at Crocs just signed a licensing agreement with Major League Baseball that will put team names and colors on Croc shoes. Please be advised that adding a little orange strap and the word "Mets" to the shoes on the right do not make them look any less ridiculous on grown men and women. Indeed, it is possible that the opposite is true.
Consider this a warning.

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