I missed this hilarious Ozzie Guillen bit last week, but an alert reader forwarded it to me. I can't block quote the thing because the language in it constitutes the most concentrated example of creative profanity I have ever had the joy to read. If, however, you're able to read stuff with a couple dozen f-bombs (and worse) where you are now, by all means, click through.
(link from reader Scott M)
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Genius. The best part is that I didn't realize it was The Onion until after I'd read it. And I wasn't all that shocked when I thought it was true.
same, I thought it was real, and could see ozzy actually do it
We're all on the same page...after the Konerko line, I went "this can't be real" and looked up to theonion.com in the URL.
Now, that's great comedy when they pull something off that we honestly thought had legitimately happened....
I found myself wanting to hear Ozzie's name for all his players:
Mark "Ball Gargler" Buehrle, Pablo Strike the fuck out every fucking time Ozuna...
I want more!
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