Joel Zumaya is making progress, even throwing a baseball for the first time in months.I was going to wait a few weeks for this, but I'll put up the Zumaya pool now. Pick only one please:
What injury will end Joel Zumaya's 2008 Season?
Elbow strain
Hamstring
Oblique strain
Eye strain
Biliousness
Pregnancy (wife)
Pregnancy (own)
Guitar Hero
Halo 3
Burger Time
Rickets
Alien hand syndrome
Restless leg syndrome
Tommy John surgery
Joel Zumaya surgery (to be named upon discovery of new malady)
Blackwater Fever
Consumption
Rotator cuff
Cuff links (in eye)
Familial hyperlipoproteinemia type III
Spontaneous polydactylism
Beri-Beri
The Yips
Riley-Day syndrome
Stockholm syndrome
Capgras syndrome
Tendenitis
Dislocated shoulder
Located shoulder
The Willies
Munchausen syndrome
Field
Entry fee is $5. Checks can be made payable to the Estate of Joel Zumaya.
Put me down for Possession by the Prince of Darkness.
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Clint Barmes
Jeff Kent
Henry Cotto (occured while sitting on the Yankees bench)
gigantism, caused by an overdose of Mr. Burns' nerve tonic
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Yikes. I can't speak for all Tiger fans, but it's time for us to prepare for each season as if he won't be around. Poor guy.
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ReplyDeleteDysentery, natch.
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